100 Pipers on the Bandwagon

Ok, now it’s time for actual useful observation #1 from last night:

Now look, I’m no Sir Smoke-A-Lot, but if you light up a joint, and it makes the woman in front of you accuse her innocent, just mindin’ his business boyfriend of farting, you are smoking some cheap shit. If you have enough money to get pretty decent seats at a major rock concert, you should probably step up your game in the smoke department.