Just a drinker with a keyboard. Let's see what happens.

Meaningless, but oddly satisfying low-bar accomplishment of the day.

Successfully nested seven IF statements in an Excel spreadsheet. On the first try.

Sure, they help you out with the multicolored parentheses, but when you have the winning combination of questionable eyesight and childlike short attention span like I do, it takes at least two, and often closer to five attempts for me to accomplish.

It’s Miller Time! (And really, that’s about all I deserve.)