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I May Need A Girlfriend by Next Tuesday

So, our landlord set up our apartment as a three-bedroom. Well, it’s not supposed to be that way, and in order to pass inspection, the wall that was created to build my room has to come down, apparently. For a day. My landlord is going to take down my wall for the inspection and then put it back up.

So, that means for anywhere from two days to four months ( not that we don’t trust our landlord, but we don’t trust our landlord), I will not have a room! Which means I won’t be paying rent, but which will also mean, I will essentially not have a bedroom until the wall comes out and is put back up. Not unless my roommates mind watching me sleep while they try to watch “South Park”.

There is talk of alternative arrangements, like maybe a hotel, but I may need alternative places to stay. We haven’t worked it out yet. I am not opposed to whoring myself (to females only, things aren’t that dire) for an evening of two to sleep in a bed and not at a sleazy sex motel (you know that’s where they’ll put me up) or my parents’. place. We’ll see how it progresses. Hopefully this doesn’t turn into the text of a craigslist ad.