Have you ever checked out a homeless guy’s abs? Didn’t think so.
I ask the question above because I have reached the time of year when I become fat. Or at least have a noticeable paunch. And don’t think it didn’t come up when I saw the family the other day. For some reason, I am expected to remain Mr. Universe, so any visible lack of fitness is noted. In addition to that long-term psychological damage, I just donl’t feel good being out of shape. It hurts my back a little, and I am always keenly aware of when my gut is larger than normal. Needless to say, I would like to get back in shape, I intend to get back in shape, as I have in the past, but I’m not actually going to anytime soon logging these ridiculous office hours, a horrid side effect of my current work, right along with a lack of awareness about current events and pop culture.
That leads me to wonder if that would be an acceptable answer to give at a job interview or on a job application. Reason for leaving previous employment: “A pot belly and manboobs.” I’m positive far worse answers have been given out.
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