Just a drinker with a keyboard. Let's see what happens.

Nothing to see here, right, cleaning ladies?

So one of you was sitting up on the counter, legs spread somewhat. And the other was standing very close to her, possibly in between those legs. And then I walked in looking for vending machine Doritos. And then shit got awkward. So awkward I ended up leaving with a cup of water because I didn’t know what else to do, and you two pretended to get back to work in the same style of Steve Martin and John Candy in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles after Steve Martin exclaims, “Those aren’t pillows!”

Look, I’m pretty sure it it wasn’t what I thought and even if it was, so what? Not my business, ladies. Although for future reference, if you are going to do that sort of thing, use the handicapped bathroom. No worries, we have no handicapped folks on this floor.  If you were doing that, and plan to do that again. Which I’m sure you weren’t.