I thought people had finally learned to leave me alone, but it just turns out that my new phone does not get reception here at work. It doesn’t just not get reception, after all, I’m not near a window and I’m located in the middle of the floor. But my old phone would, once in a while, pick up a little something, just enough for a few messages to get through.
Nope, not the new one. If doens’t get a signal after a while, I think it just gives up and goes to sleep, quitting like a disgruntled Popeye’s employee who has been burned by the grease FOR THE LAST GODDAMN TIME. Until I leave the building, turn the phone off, and then turn it back on again. It’s not a complaint about my phone, actually (because, sercretly, deep down, you know how I feel about people, even people I like) but more like a commentary on its quirks.
4 months ago